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British Falkland Islands

Population6.127 billion


Currencypound sterling
Animalgentoo penguin

The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.127 billion British Falkland Islandsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanley. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse British Falkland Islandsian economy, worth 518 trillion pound sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,672 pound sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied gentoo penguin, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. British Falkland Islands's national animal is the gentoo penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

British Falkland Islands is ranked 213,396th in the world and 7,107th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 45.31 Whatever.

Least Corrupt Governments: 10,589thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,969thNicest Citizens: 14,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,009thBest Weather: 15,476thMost Inclusive: 15,859thHighest Drug Use: 15,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,117thMost Secular: 20,200thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,102ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,205thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,570thMost Politically Free: 24,078th
Highest Drug Use: 130th in the regionMost Politically Free: 399th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 415th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 461st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 507th in the regionBest Weather: 522nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 533rd in the regionLargest Populations: 544th in the regionMost Inclusive: 563rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 619th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 651st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 670th in the regionMost Secular: 685th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 692nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 713th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 724th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 774th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 781st in the region

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