The Cute Neko Femboy of British Bharat is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Crown Prince Parth Pillai Saahas with an even hand, and notable for its feral children, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.172 billion Femboys are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hepili yeahn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Femboy economy, worth 411 trillion Yvrexias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 189,525 Yvrexias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,710,375 per year while the poor average 2,555, a ratio of 669 to 1.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Crown Prince Parth Pillai Saahas is not a crook, the death glare has replaced the handshake as a national greeting, citizens who inform on their neighbors can trade government "loyalty points" for food and other prizes, and electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. British Bharat's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

British Bharat is ranked 4,509^th in the world and 119^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 26.1 Obesity Rate.