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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 198th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 215th
The The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Blood and Steel
Emperor Arthur Britannia
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British Bayonet

Population2.969 billion

CapitalSt Constantine
LeaderEmperor Arthur Britannia


The The Empire of British Bayonet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Britannia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.969 billion British are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 788 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 265,489 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Most political debates are settled with fistfights, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haradverninism.

British Bayonet is ranked 165,986th in the world and 8,960th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 29.43 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 198thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 215thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331stMost Influential: 588thLargest Black Market: 1,386thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,250thHighest Average Incomes: 2,363rdMost Armed: 2,448thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,525thMost Devout: 3,040thMost Conservative: 4,764thMost Avoided: 5,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,294thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,782ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,433rdLargest Governments: 7,086thTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,655thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,829thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,228thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,446thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,297th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionMost Armed: 86th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 129th in the regionMost Avoided: 168th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 207th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionMost Conservative: 275th in the regionLargest Governments: 353rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 442nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 518th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 560th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 621st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 637th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 655th in the regionMost Stationary: 742nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 821st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 858th in the region

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