The The Empire of British Bayonet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Britannia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.969 billion British are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 788 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 265,489 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Most political debates are settled with fistfights, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haradverninism.

British Bayonet is ranked 165,986^th in the world and 8,960^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 29.43 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.