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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135th
The Krinslo Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity, Prosperity, Strength
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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British Bayonet

Population6.848 billion

LeaderEmperor Arthur Maocuarta


The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.848 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion Geads a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 318,728 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 141,689th in the world and 5,928th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,554.15 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 672ndMost Influential: 711thLargest Black Market: 892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 958thMost Armed: 1,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,742ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,213thTop
Most Devout: 3,280thLargest Governments: 5,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,125thMost Efficient Economies: 6,960thHighest Economic Output: 7,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,901stMost Avoided: 8,773rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,015thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,390thRudest Citizens: 11,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,475thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,209thMost Developed: 13,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,784thLowest Crime Rates: 16,119thMost Stationary: 16,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,731stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,400thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,949th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 273rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 305th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 329th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 357th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Stationary: 375th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 383rd in the regionMost Avoided: 386th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 463rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 489th in the regionRudest Citizens: 491st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 584th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 704th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 743rd in the regionMost Developed: 756th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 833rd in the regionLargest Populations: 923rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 950th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 960th in the region

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