The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.848 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion Geads a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 318,728 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 141,689^th in the world and 5,928^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,554.15 Standard Monetary Units.