| Population | 10.538 billion |
| Capital | Lloydminster |
| Leader | Metallic Prime |
| Faith | Guntialogy |
| Currency | Nee |
| Animal | Sabre tooth Cougar |
The United Soviet Provinces of British Alyukasktoba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Metallic Prime with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.538 billion British Alyukasktobans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lloydminster. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.
The all-consuming British Alyukasktoban economy, worth a remarkable 2,206 trillion Nees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,355 Nees, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Alyukasktoba's national animal is the Sabre tooth Cougar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Guntialogy.
British Alyukasktoba is ranked 29,730th in the world and 33rd in Canada for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.89 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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British Alyukasktoba, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, the sun now sets on the British Alyukasktoban Empire.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in British Alyukasktoba, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
