The Dictatorship of Britain v3 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King William III with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.417 billion Britain v3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London v3. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The very strong Britain v3ian economy, worth 173 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,758 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britain v3's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Britain v3 is ranked 156,725^th in the world and 8,691^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.