The Dictatorship of Britain v3 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King William III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.093 billion Britain v3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London v3. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Britain v3ian economy, worth 376 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,922 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Britain v3 isn't what it used to be, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britain v3's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Britain v3 is ranked 190,503^rd in the world and 8,552^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.