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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,213th
The Republic of Greasy Greece of
Capitalist Paradise
Sometimes i wish my father used latex
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Britain Modern RP

Population3.315 billion

LeaderPee pee poo poo

CurrencyPound sterling

The Republic of Greasy Greece of Britain Modern RP is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pee pee poo poo with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.315 billion Britons are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The thriving British economy, worth 265 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 80,239 Pound sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britain Modern RP's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Britain Modern RP is ranked 104,337th in the world and 7th in 2022 RP Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,433.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,213th
Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

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