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Largest Retail Industry: 4,239th Fattest Citizens: 5,470th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6,016th
The Grand Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
One for me, none for all
King McDonald
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo

Population2.212 billion

LeaderKing McDonald
FaithOrphan Exploitation

CurrencyTop hats and Monocle

The Grand Empire of Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King McDonald with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.212 billion Imperial Colonizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Britain 2 Electric Empiralooan economy, worth 308 trillion Top hats and Monocles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,283 Top hats and Monocles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 484,474 per year while the poor average 29,180, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

The population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, King McDonald is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo's national animal is the Weasel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orphan Exploitation.

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo is ranked 100,261st in the world and 17th in The Galactic Empire of Britain for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 4,239thFattest Citizens: 5,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,016thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,397thLargest Black Market: 7,585thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,296thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,925thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,865thRudest Citizens: 12,267thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,272ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,615thHighest Average Incomes: 14,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,154th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the region

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