by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 4,756thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,867thFattest Citizens: 5,959th
The Grand Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
One for me, none for all
King McDonald
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo

Population4.446 billion

LeaderKing McDonald
FaithOrphan Exploitation

CurrencyTop hats and Monocle

The Grand Empire of Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King McDonald with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.446 billion Imperial Colonizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Britain 2 Electric Empiralooan economy, worth 632 trillion Top hats and Monocles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,355 Top hats and Monocles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 500,363 per year while the poor average 29,352, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo's national animal is the Weasel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orphan Exploitation.

Britain 2 Electric Empiraloo is ranked 108,634th in the world and 10th in The Galactic Empire of Britain for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,085.48 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 4,756thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,867thFattest Citizens: 5,959thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,977thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,463rdLargest Black Market: 7,777thRudest Citizens: 10,122ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,269thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,821stHighest Average Incomes: 15,259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,022ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,034thMost Efficient Economies: 16,969thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,068thLargest Mining Sector: 18,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,968thMost Developed: 20,722nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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