The Nation formerly known as of Brilinako is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Winston Shuttleworth with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 7.031 billion Cyriacans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bitagron. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cyriacan economy, worth 598 trillion Dolas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 85,157 Dolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has enacted freedom of information, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brilinako's national animal is the cccc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solarian Catholic Church.

Brilinako is ranked 67,093^rd in the world and 11^th in Kylaris for Most Primitive, scoring 30.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.