|Capital||Brightonburg Ad Puppet City|
|Faith||THE ALMIGHTY AD MAN|
|Animal||JOIN ONE BIG ISLAND|
The BB Beer Truck of Brightonburg Ad Puppet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.16 billion Brightonburg Ad Puppetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brightonburg Ad Puppet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.
The powerhouse Brightonburg Ad Puppetian economy, worth 906 trillion Kegs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,813 Kegs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Brightonburg Ad Puppet City River. Crime is a problem. Brightonburg Ad Puppet's national animal is the JOIN ONE BIG ISLAND, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE ALMIGHTY AD MAN.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet relocated from Spam to The Rejected Realms.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet was ejected from Spam by The Federation of Pinochet Executionists.
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in Spam fell from "Enforcer" to "Instigator".
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in Spam fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in Spam rose from "Negotiator" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in Spam rose from "Diplomat" to "Negotiator".
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in Spam rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in Spam rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Brightonburg Ad Puppet's influence in Spam rose from "Truckler" to "Duckspeaker".