Population | 41.207 billion |
Capital | Flagstaff |
Leader | Johann der Becker |
Faith | Veni vidi vici |
Currency | zuchs |
Animal | red bearded woodchuck |
The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.207 billion Bright Angelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth a staggering 54,215 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,315,674 zuchs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, foreign leaders who don't applaud Johann der Becker's speeches are regarded as enemies of Bright Angel, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Johann der Becker in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.
Bright Angel is ranked 28th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Lowest Crime Rates, with 358.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Johann der Becker in ermine and velvet garb.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, foreign leaders who don't applaud Johann der Becker's speeches are regarded as enemies of Bright Angel.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Johann der Becker's desk.