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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd
The Sadistic Republic of
Corporate Police State
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.661 billion Bright Angelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 29,716 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,114,606 zuchs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,288,451 per year while the poor average 138,632, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Red bearded woodchuck Sea, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Flagstaff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 151,247th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.04 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Governments: 16thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 23rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28thMost Avoided: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rdLargest Black Market: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39thMost Devout: 62ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68thHighest Average Tax Rates: 139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140thMost Stationary: 321stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 322ndRudest Citizens: 383rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 543rdFattest Citizens: 626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,466thLargest Populations: 1,508thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,755thSmartest Citizens: 2,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,732ndMost Conservative: 3,460thMost Influential: 3,854thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,833rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,132ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,569thMost Extreme: 8,896thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,259th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Flagstaff.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Red bearded woodchuck Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Bright Angel's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.

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