Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.493 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 28,508 trillion zuchss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,118,281 zuchss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,791,201 per year while the poor average 243,561, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, Johann der Becker's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 22nd in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 13,091.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18thMost Subsidized Industry: 20thLargest Governments: 22ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Avoided: 27thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thLowest Crime Rates: 29thLargest Black Market: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42ndMost Devout: 42ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71stHighest Average Tax Rates: 164thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 182ndHighest Poor Incomes: 228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 398thMost Stationary: 430thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 493rdRudest Citizens: 542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 638thFattest Citizens: 1,146thSmartest Citizens: 1,496thLargest Populations: 1,581stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,929thMost Efficient Economies: 2,874thMost Conservative: 2,947thMost Influential: 3,776thHighest Drug Use: 4,556thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,868thLargest Retail Industry: 6,906thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,404thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,452ndMost Authoritarian: 15,804th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Johann der Becker's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.

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