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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 2nd
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.734 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 28,883 trillion zuchss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,122,389 zuchss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,095,701 per year while the poor average 218,397, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Bright Angel, and assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 32,373.3 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thMost Subsidized Industry: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21stLargest Governments: 22ndLowest Crime Rates: 27thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28thMost Avoided: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLargest Black Market: 33rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thMost Devout: 49thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60thHighest Average Tax Rates: 152ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 156thMost Stationary: 340thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 356thHighest Poor Incomes: 405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 422ndRudest Citizens: 555thFattest Citizens: 878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 916thSmartest Citizens: 1,448thLargest Populations: 1,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,695thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,444thMost Influential: 3,849thHighest Drug Use: 4,626thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,732ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,416thMost Conservative: 7,915thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,205thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,948thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,774th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Bright Angel.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the Flagstaff Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.

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