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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 997thMost Influential: 2,054thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,268th
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Population569 million



The Kingdom of Brezimen is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 569 million Brezimenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bezejmenný. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brezimenian economy, worth 50.1 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,981 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brezimen's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brezimen is ranked 168,490th in the world and 6,550th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,810.24 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 997thMost Influential: 2,054thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 5,268thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,666thSafest: 10,100thMost Pacifist: 11,919thMost Devout: 12,366thTop
Nicest Citizens: 16,136thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,545thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,568thMost Developed: 22,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 23,187thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,517thMost Cultured: 24,820thMost Efficient Economies: 26,547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,373rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 256th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionMost Devout: 290th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 427th in the regionSafest: 582nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 669th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 669th in the regionMost Influential: 671st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 771st in the regionNicest Citizens: 869th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 984th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 986th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,002nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,024th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,040th in the regionMost Developed: 1,057th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,146th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,173rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,189th in the region

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