The Kingdom of Brezimen is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 569 million Brezimenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bezejmenný. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brezimenian economy, worth 50.1 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,981 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brezimen's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brezimen is ranked 168,490^th in the world and 6,550^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,810.24 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.