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Rudest Citizens: 99thLargest Retail Industry: 171stLargest Agricultural Sector: 233rd
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Where did all these irish elk come from?
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Brexas9

Population5.723 billion

CapitalKathyville
LeaderWill Rodgers

Currencypound
Animalirish elk

The Kingdom of Brexas9 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Will Rodgers with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.723 billion Brexas9ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathyville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas9ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,237 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 390,948 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the election for Will Rodgers's office's janitor is heating up, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas9's national animal is the irish elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brexas9 is ranked 5,772nd in the world and 8th in The Remote Highlands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,118.94 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 99thLargest Retail Industry: 171stLargest Agricultural Sector: 233rdHighest Crime Rates: 258thMost Armed: 315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 429thMost Rebellious Youth: 473rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 485thMost Efficient Economies: 519thFattest Citizens: 696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 782ndHighest Average Incomes: 847thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 955thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,125thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,248thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,260thHighest Drug Use: 1,297thMost Inclusive: 1,447thMost Politically Free: 1,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,180thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,200thLargest Black Market: 2,243rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,024thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,049thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,501stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,772ndLargest Governments: 5,949thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,644thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,770thHighest Economic Output: 7,230thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,889thMost Cultured: 8,551stNudest: 9,811thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,972ndNicest Citizens: 14,283rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,809thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,209thMost Extreme: 16,507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,688thMost Stationary: 21,270thMost Influential: 21,686thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,138th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, the election for Will Rodgers's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Brexas9's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas9, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.

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