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Rudest Citizens: 68thHighest Crime Rates: 198thMost Armed: 228th
The Commonwealth of
Anarchy
Because it is there
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Brexas8

Population7.013 billion

CapitalGreebo
LeaderSergeant Fred Colon
FaithBlind Io

CurrencyShilling
AnimalYeti

The Commonwealth of Brexas8 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sergeant Fred Colon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.013 billion Brexas8ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greebo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas8ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 351,943 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, Sergeant Fred Colon's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas8's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blind Io.

Brexas8 is ranked 17,401st in the world and 2nd in The Remote Highlands for Most Extreme, scoring 42.52 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 68thHighest Crime Rates: 198thMost Armed: 228thLargest Agricultural Sector: 239thMost Rebellious Youth: 291stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 314thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 401stLargest Retail Industry: 417thFattest Citizens: 527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 642ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 836thMost Inclusive: 855thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 891stLargest Information Technology Sector: 982ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,059thHighest Average Incomes: 1,225thMost Efficient Economies: 1,254thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,280thHighest Drug Use: 1,288thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,288thMost Politically Free: 1,609thSmartest Citizens: 2,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,264thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,922ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,303rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,691stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,957thMost Cultured: 5,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,908thHighest Economic Output: 6,327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,428thNicest Citizens: 8,707thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,909thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,690thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,776thNudest: 9,784thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,786thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,869thLargest Governments: 11,449thMost Secular: 11,812thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,021stTop
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Most Extreme: 17,401stLargest Black Market: 17,775thMost Stationary: 17,999thMost Influential: 18,900thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,314th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, Sergeant Fred Colon's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, solid-gold toilets are Brexas8ian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, Formula One cars in Brexas8 boast 56 miles per gallon.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, choking on Shillings is a leading cause of death for wild animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas8, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.

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