The Commonwealth of Brexas8 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sergeant Fred Colon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.013 billion Brexas8ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greebo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas8ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 351,943 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, Sergeant Fred Colon's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas8's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blind Io.

Brexas8 is ranked 17,401^st in the world and 2^nd in The Remote Highlands for Most Extreme, scoring 42.52 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.