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Rudest Citizens: 53rdHighest Crime Rates: 106thMost Armed: 125th
The Zombie Free Colony of
Anarchy
What's Next?
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
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Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Brexas5

Population9.095 billion

CapitalNew Kathy
LeaderArthur King of the Brexans
FaithBlind Io

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMoose

The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur King of the Brexans with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.095 billion Brexfivians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kathy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas5ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,722 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 409,264 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Brexfivians marry themselves', government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brexas5's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blind Io.

Brexas5 is ranked 3,346th in the world and 2nd in The Remote Highlands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,715 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 53rdHighest Crime Rates: 106thMost Armed: 125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 159thLargest Agricultural Sector: 205thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 209thHighest Disposable Incomes: 224thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 333rdMost Rebellious Youth: 344thFattest Citizens: 360thLargest Retail Industry: 432ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 502ndMost Inclusive: 650thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 689thHighest Average Incomes: 705thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 935thMost Efficient Economies: 971stSmartest Citizens: 1,029thMost Politically Free: 1,588thHighest Drug Use: 1,642ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,015thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,160thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,346thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,351stHighest Economic Output: 3,370thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,625thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,828thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,904thNudest: 4,059thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,154thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,535thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,575thLargest Governments: 7,690thMost Secular: 7,886thMost Cultured: 8,657thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,791stLargest Black Market: 8,923rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,166thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,614thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,813thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,569thMost Influential: 15,177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,228thMost Extreme: 22,483rd
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Brexfivians marry themselves'.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, much of Brexas5's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Brexas5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, the government spends billions to protect Brexas5 from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas5, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.

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