Population | 10.253 billion |
Capital | Kathy |
Leader | Corporal Nobby Nobbs probably 34 |
Faith | Lutheran Church Missouri Sinod |
Currency | stone |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Zombie Free Land of Brexas2 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Corporal Nobby Nobbs probably 34 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.253 billion DuoBrexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathy. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Brexas2ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,577 trillion stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 446,471 stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brexas2's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lutheran Church Missouri Sinod.
Brexas2 is ranked 2,153rd in the world and 3rd in The Remote Highlands for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 923,781 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Brexas2, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
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Brexas2, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
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Brexas2, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
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Brexas2, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
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Brexas2, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
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Brexas2, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
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Brexas2, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
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Brexas2, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
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Brexas2, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
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Brexas2, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.