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Rudest Citizens: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 120thMost Armed: 131st
The Zombie Free Land of
Anarchy
Let the big fluke eat!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Brexas2

Population10.253 billion

CapitalKathy
LeaderCorporal Nobby Nobbs probably 34
FaithLutheran Church Missouri Sinod

Currencystone
AnimalDolphin

The Zombie Free Land of Brexas2 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Corporal Nobby Nobbs probably 34 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.253 billion DuoBrexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas2ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,577 trillion stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 446,471 stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brexas2's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lutheran Church Missouri Sinod.

Brexas2 is ranked 2,153rd in the world and 3rd in The Remote Highlands for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 923,781 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 120thMost Armed: 131stHighest Disposable Incomes: 168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 184thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 203rdLargest Retail Industry: 204thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 263rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 266thMost Inclusive: 321stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 407thMost Rebellious Youth: 417thFattest Citizens: 419thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 479thMost Efficient Economies: 491stHighest Average Incomes: 498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 559thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 741stSmartest Citizens: 867thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,330thHighest Drug Use: 1,399thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,560thMost Politically Free: 1,581stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,997thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,153rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,215thHighest Economic Output: 2,398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,431stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,578thMost Secular: 2,657thMost Cultured: 2,837thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,849thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,954thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,935thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,052ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,594thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,955thLargest Governments: 4,990thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,028thMost Stationary: 9,861stNudest: 9,911thLargest Black Market: 11,229thTop
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Most Influential: 13,894thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,638thMost Extreme: 19,909thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,032nd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Brexas2, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.

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