rushed through the Goat Track Pass into our holy land. No troops blocked the mighty invader's path and the conquest of brave, but undefended Brexas seemed certain.
Suddenly a thin line of goat-mounted cavalry appeared at the high crest of the gorge above the thickly packed enemy tanks and armored cars. The immortal 60 Goat soldiers stood on the moutainside above the thousands of heavily armed enemy, then as a ruse tried to flee over the slope before they could be shot to pieces by the cowardly invader's machine cannons.
When the first shot rang out all the Brexas cavalry mounts fainted, carrying their riders tumbling down the slope. This triggered an avalanche which destroyed the bad guys. Our land's freedom was won with the blood of patriots and Tennessee Fainting Goat cavalry.