The Zombie Free Federal Republic of Brexas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Ernest T Bass with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.698 billion Brexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathleen. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brexasian economy, worth a remarkable 8,626 trillion rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 549,551 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The entire entry for Brexas in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelical Lutheran Church of America.

Brexas is ranked 3,900^th in the world and 1^st in The Remote Highlands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,153.09 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.