Population | 6.958 billion |
Capital | Dfhanor |
Leader | His Serene Highness The Constable |
Faith | Dhooism |
Currency | dinar |
Animal | Barbary Lion |
The Most Faithful Kingdom of Breucia is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by His Serene Highness The Constable with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.958 billion Breucians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dfhanor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.
The Breucian economy, worth 386 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,575 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and a speech a day keeps climate change away. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Breucia's national animal is the Barbary Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dhooism.
Breucia is ranked 65,025th in the world and 10th in Western Atlantic for Most Influential, scoring 608 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Breucia, a speech a day keeps climate change away.
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Breucia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
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Breucia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
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Breucia, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
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Breucia, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
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Breucia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
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Breucia, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
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Breucia, Breucian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
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Breucia, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
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Breucia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.