by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Influential: 3,915th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,520th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,696th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Triumph Over Tyranny!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Bretislavia

Population1.827 billion

CapitalDutchberg
LeaderPM Rudolf Weigel
FaithCoolidgism

CurrencyRepublikgeld
AnimalManatee

The Constitutional Monarchy of Bretislavia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by PM Rudolf Weigel with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.827 billion Bretislavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchberg. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bretislavian economy, worth 194 trillion Republikgelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 106,295 Republikgelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bretislavia's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Coolidgism.

Bretislavia is ranked 65,108th in the world and 18th in Ridgefield for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.36 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Top
5%
Most Influential: 3,915thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,520thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,696thTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,771stHealthiest Citizens: 11,167thNicest Citizens: 11,647thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,530thBest Weather: 14,374thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,212thSafest: 16,335thMost Developed: 16,731stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,827th
Top
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bretislavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bretislavia, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bretislavia, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Bretislavia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bretislavia, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Bretislavia lodged a message on the Ridgefield Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bretislavia, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
  • : Bretislavia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Bretislavia endorsed The Empire of Brazil Imperio.
  • : Bretislavia was endorsed by The Empire of Brazil Imperio.

More...

View Forum posts

Report