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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,970thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,876thMost Cultured: 11,163rd
The Glorious Nation of
Father Knows Best State
*angry dictator noises* 🤬💢☠️🔥💨💢🤬
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Brestiottopia

Population622 million

CapitalPodzemly

CurrencyBig Buck
AnimalBrestiottopian black bison

The Glorious Nation of Brestiottopia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 622 million Brestiottopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Podzemly. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brestiottopian economy, worth 79.7 trillion Big Bucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,196 Big Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brestiottopia's national animal is the Brestiottopian black bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brestiottopia is ranked 167,302nd in the world and 3,759th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 622 million Capita.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,970thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,876thMost Cultured: 11,163rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,185thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,810thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,714thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,058thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,617thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,841stMost Devout: 17,865thMost Developed: 18,372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,976thHighest Average Incomes: 20,411thMost Efficient Economies: 21,190thLargest Retail Industry: 21,567thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,580th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 178th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 442nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 564th in the regionMost Cultured: 576th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 584th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 624th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 642nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 673rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 679th in the regionMost Devout: 776th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 840th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 842nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 882nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brestiottopia, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
  • : Following new legislation in Brestiottopia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Brestiottopia, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Brestiottopia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Brestiottopia, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Brestiottopia, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
  • : Brestiottopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments, Most Cultured, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Brestiottopia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Brestiottopia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Brestiottopia, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.

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