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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,599th Most Influential: 1,928th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,235th
The Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fight today, live tomorrow
Brenden Baker
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.168 billion

CapitalFalcon City
LeaderBrenden Baker

CurrencyBrendletonian Dollar

The Monarchy of Brendleton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Brenden Baker with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.168 billion Brendletonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Brendletonian economy, worth 437 trillion Brendletonian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 138,153 Brendletonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, high school bands practice by moonlight, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Brendleton's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brendleton's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brendleton is ranked 140,859th in the world and 5,258th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 12 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,599thMost Influential: 1,928thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,235thMost Devout: 6,956thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,537thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,296thBest Weather: 10,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,840thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,953rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,264thLowest Crime Rates: 14,939thHighest Average Incomes: 14,999th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th in the regionMost Devout: 167th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 235th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 262nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 328th in the regionMost Average: 347th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 369th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 384th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 398th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 412th in the regionLargest Governments: 477th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 483rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 484th in the regionMost Stationary: 499th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 510th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 527th in the regionMost Inclusive: 538th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 546th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brendleton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Brendleton's radio stations.
  • : Brendleton was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Brendleton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : Brendleton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Following new legislation in Brendleton, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.


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