The Bread Land of BrendenE is a massive, safe nation, ruled by BreadMan with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.65 billion Brendenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacklametno. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Brendenian economy, worth 400 trillion Loaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,820 Loaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrendenE's national animal is the Evil Alien Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BrendenE is ranked 44,182^nd in the world and 111^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Secular, with 29.79 Atheism Rate.