The Green Landscape of Bregaria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Mikhail Baranov with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.453 billion Bregarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rozhok. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bregarian economy, worth 536 trillion Bregarian rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 98,309 Bregarian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the Rozhok XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bregaria's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Phalism.

Bregaria is ranked 37,329^th in the world and 213^th in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,244.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.