The Green Landscape of Bregaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Mikhail Baranov with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.351 billion Bregarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rozhok. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bregarian economy, worth 385 trillion Bregarian rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,128 Bregarian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the Rozhok XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Bregaria's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Phalism.

Bregaria is ranked 46,010^th in the world and 213^th in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,982.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.