The Knited Uingdom of Breat Gritain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eueen Qlizabeth II with an iron fist, and renowned for its burgeoning Noil population. The cynical population of 1.295 billion Gritish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nodnol. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gritish economy, worth 50.3 trillion Sound Pterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,855 Sound Pterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breat Gritain has designated Nodnol as its capital city, Eueen Qlizabeth II has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Gritish Msicilohtac has been named as Breat Gritain's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breat Gritain's national animal is the Noil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gritish Msicilohtac.

Breat Gritain is ranked 255,677^th in the world and 3^rd in Gritain for Highest Average Incomes, with 38,855.6 Standard Monetary Units.