The Ruler of Breakfast Princess is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Breakfast Princess with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.278 billion Breakfast Princessians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breakfast Kingdom. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Breakfast Princessian economy, worth 198 trillion pancakes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,926 pancakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime is totally unknown. Breakfast Princess's national animal is the seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Breakfast Princess is ranked 242,333^rd in the world and 2^nd in Breakfast Kingdom for Most Avoided, scoring 1.16 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.