The Republic of Breakfast at Milliways is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working population of 228 million Breakfast at Milliwaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Breakfast at Milliwaysian economy, worth 9.99 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,808 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breakfast at Milliways's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Breakfast at Milliways is ranked 101,901^st in the world and 2^nd in Breakfast at Milliways for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.