The Incorporated States of Brave New World is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.549 billion Brave New Worldians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Brave New Worldian economy, worth 109 trillion Energy Certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 24,014 Energy Certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brave New World's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Brave New World is ranked 289,727^th in the world and 122^nd in Hive for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.35 on the Hickory Productivity Index.