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Rudest Citizens: 6,349th Best Weather: 6,386th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,406th
The Kingdom of
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Population3.173 billion


CurrencyBraussian Punte

The Kingdom of Braussland is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.173 billion Braussians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yarmouđ. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Braussian economy, worth 385 trillion Braussian Puntes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,566 Braussian Puntes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, the government is flooded with compensation requests, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown. Braussland's national animal is the Canidae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Braussland is ranked 169,214th in the world and 21st in League of Constructed Languages for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -7.07 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 6,349thBest Weather: 6,386thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,406thNicest Citizens: 6,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,546thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,619thMost Developed: 6,620thMost Inclusive: 6,751stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,842ndMost Pacifist: 7,083rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,002ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,249thMost Cultured: 8,775thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,103rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,071stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,123rdSmartest Citizens: 10,377thHealthiest Citizens: 12,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,317thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,520thMost Efficient Economies: 13,870thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,612thMost Secular: 14,663rdLargest Governments: 16,196thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,517thNudest: 16,549thLowest Crime Rates: 17,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,057th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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