The Kingdom of Brasland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Georg IV with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 35.148 billion Braslanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markund. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Braslander economy, worth a remarkable 5,474 trillion schilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,753 schilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, King Georg IV's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brasland's national animal is the black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Brasland is ranked 272,477^th in the world and 2^nd in Brassia for Fattest Citizens, with 4.15 Obesity Rate.