The Kingdom of Brandenburg-Ansbach is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Friedrich der Grosse with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.229 billion Prussians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konigsberg. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian economy, worth a remarkable 2,658 trillion thalers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,409 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandenburg-Ansbach's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is 150% Discipline.

Brandenburg-Ansbach is ranked 5,693^rd in the world and 263^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,334.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.