The Kingdom of Brandenburg-Ansbach is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Friedrich der Grosse with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 3.239 billion Prussians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marienburg. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian economy, worth 551 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,387 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandenburg-Ansbach's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brandenburg-Ansbach is ranked 15,962^nd in the world and 888^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,259.23 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.