The Kingdom of Brandenburg-Ansbach is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Friedrich der Grosse with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 4.684 billion Prussians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marienburg. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian economy, worth 839 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,184 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandenburg-Ansbach's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brandenburg-Ansbach is ranked 17,633^rd in the world and 967^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 20.98 Average Smiles Per Day.