The Kingdom of Brandenburg-Ansbach is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Friedrich der Grosse with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 4.136 billion Prussians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marienburg. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian economy, worth 712 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,209 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandenburg-Ansbach's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brandenburg-Ansbach is ranked 140,040^th in the world and 8,683^rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.