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Nudest: 2,025th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,177th Most Corrupt Governments: 5,411th
The Technocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Progress is Everything
Greymann
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Branalia

Population1.242 billion

CapitalEri-Branalia
LeaderGreymann
FaithTropicism

CurrencyBrans
AnimalB17 Bomber

The Technocracy of Branalia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Greymann with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.242 billion Branalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eri-Branalia. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Branalian economy, worth 197 trillion Brans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 159,144 Brans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Branalian bee, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Branalian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Branalia's national animal is the B17 Bomber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tropicism.

Branalia is ranked 54,747th in the world and 310th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,224.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 2,025thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,609thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,218thMost Influential: 6,309thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,760thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,370thTop
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Most Secular: 8,236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,255thLowest Crime Rates: 8,281stHealthiest Citizens: 8,496thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,745thLargest Governments: 10,029thHighest Average Incomes: 10,875thMost Developed: 11,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,482ndSmartest Citizens: 13,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,715thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,243rd
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Nudest: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Branalia, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Branalian military.
  • : Branalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Following new legislation in Branalia, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Branalian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Branalia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Branalia, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
  • : Branalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Branalia, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Branalia, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Branalia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Branalia, where there's smoke there's the Branalian Forestry Department.

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