Population | 8.634 billion |
Capital | Stumptown |
Leader | Harry Henderson |
Faith | Gnostic Creationism |
Currency | bytecoin |
Animal | tree octopus |
The Great Western Sasquatch of Bran Astor is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Harry Henderson with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.634 billion Astorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stumptown. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Astorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion bytecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 164,884 bytecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures, politicians are forced to vote with their party leaders, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bran Astor's national animal is the tree octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnostic Creationism.
Bran Astor is ranked 6,440th in the world and 129th in the West Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,877.22 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bran Astor altered its national flag.
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Bran Astor changed its national leader to "Harry Henderson".
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Bran Astor changed its national leader to "Marcus Sydney OFO".
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Bran Astor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
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Bran Astor altered its national flag.
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Bran Astor altered its national flag.
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Bran Astor lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Bran Astor resigned as Sasquatch of The West Pacific.
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Bran Astor's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Truckler" to "Sprat".
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Bran Astor ejected and banned Twentee twentee from The West Pacific.