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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 464th Most Influential: 2,115th Best Weather: 4,667th
The Sasquatch Guardian of
New York Times Democracy
Feet so big I crush souls
Bran Astor
Internal Affairs Minister & Squatchy Guardian
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Bran Astor

Population4.698 billion

CapitalWahkiakum TSR
LeaderBran Astor
FaithAgnostic Creationists


The Sasquatch Guardian of Bran Astor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bran Astor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.698 billion Astorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wahkiakum TSR. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Astorian economy, worth 648 trillion dentaliums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,041 dentaliums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bran Astor's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Creationists.

Bran Astor is ranked 135,250th in the world and 6,106th in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 464thTop
Most Influential: 2,115thBest Weather: 4,667thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,916thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,240thMost Developed: 7,372ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,989thHealthiest Citizens: 8,465thTop
Most Cultured: 9,048thSmartest Citizens: 10,423rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,277thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,434thMost Inclusive: 11,442ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,133rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,544thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,636thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,589thHighest Average Incomes: 15,659thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,890thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,003rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 150th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Cultured: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 221st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 257th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 312th in the regionMost Inclusive: 322nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 324th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 337th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 340th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 342nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 353rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 442nd in the regionLargest Populations: 444th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 447th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 470th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 480th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 495th in the regionNicest Citizens: 607th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 626th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 637th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 649th in the regionMost Secular: 686th in the regionLargest Black Market: 701st in the region

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