The Concerto Democracy of Brahmsk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Princess Johanna with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.501 billion Brahmskians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conser-Vatorium. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The Brahmskian economy, worth a remarkable 2,961 trillion dumas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,683 dumas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest political memes depict Princess Johanna as an overly-choreographed robot, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, and the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brahmsk's national animal is the nightingale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Music.

Brahmsk is ranked 262,059^th in the world and 141^st in New Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.66 crimes per hour.