The Confederacy of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ash with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.575 billion BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pungent. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPian economy, worth 734 trillion Farts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,537 Farts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, and criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP is ranked 33,023^rd in the world and 14^th in Thalassia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,666.14 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.