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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 279thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 495th
The Free Land of
Corporate Police State
Despite what our PR board might tell you, we're evil
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bountiful Utopia

Population3.596 billion

CapitalBeautiful Capital
LeaderJone Jims
FaithUtopianism

CurrencyFree Dollar
Animalcute dog

The Free Land of Bountiful Utopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jone Jims with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.596 billion Bountiful Utopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beautiful Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bountiful Utopian economy, worth 740 trillion Free Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 205,824 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,897,241 per year while the poor average 2,245, a ratio of 845 to 1.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, and the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bountiful Utopia's national animal is the cute dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopianism.

Bountiful Utopia is ranked 27,096th in the world and 20th in Caer Sidi for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,641.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 279thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 495thFattest Citizens: 559thMost Avoided: 576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 653rdMost Armed: 1,075thMost Devout: 1,170thLargest Retail Industry: 1,269thLargest Mining Sector: 1,306thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,325thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,325thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,819thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,830thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,983rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,271stRudest Citizens: 2,570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,587thMost Primitive: 2,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,733rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,066thNudest: 3,870thMost Patriotic: 4,870thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,343rdMost Conservative: 6,813thHighest Average Incomes: 6,949thMost Efficient Economies: 8,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,910thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,340thTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,650thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,096th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bountiful Utopia, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in Bountiful Utopia, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Bountiful Utopia, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Bountiful Utopia, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Bountiful Utopia, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Bountiful Utopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Bountiful Utopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Bountiful Utopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bountiful Utopia, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Following new legislation in Bountiful Utopia, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.

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