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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,612thLargest Mining Sector: 2,956thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,659th
The Nomadic Peoples of
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Roll them up, roll them down
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Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Boulder of Sisyphus

Population7.91 billion

CapitalAthens
LeaderSisyphus
FaithHellenism

Currencydenarius
Animaldevil

The Nomadic Peoples of Boulder of Sisyphus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sisyphus with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.91 billion Boulder of Sisyphusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boulder of Sisyphusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,838 denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Boulder of Sisyphusians any less frightened, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and most people attending churches are maintenance workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boulder of Sisyphus's national animal is the devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Boulder of Sisyphus is ranked 102,547th in the world and 126th in Sophia for Nudest, with 166.5 cheeks per square mile.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,612thLargest Mining Sector: 2,956thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,659thLargest Black Market: 5,697thFattest Citizens: 5,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,340thMost Armed: 8,816thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,906thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,020thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,369thMost Primitive: 10,145thLargest Retail Industry: 11,894thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,230thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,889thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,186thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 20,327thMost Patriotic: 20,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,010thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,183rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,579thMost Secular: 23,228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,488thMost Cultured: 23,791stHighest Economic Output: 25,475thMost Influential: 26,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 30,697thLargest Governments: 30,700th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Boulder of Sisyphusians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Following new legislation in Boulder of Sisyphus, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".

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