The Commonwealth of Bostovania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Old Man with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.865 billion Bostovanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stone City. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bostovanian economy, worth 396 trillion Daves a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,585 Daves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, saying "don't do anything that Old Man wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and solid-gold toilets are Bostovanian prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bostovania's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All inclusive.

Bostovania is ranked 21,913^th in the world and 72^nd in Wintreath for Most Developed, scoring 81.36 on the Human Development Index.