The United Kingdom of Bostoniax is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Phoenix Wolfsong with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 7.261 billion Bostoniaxians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfhaven. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bostoniaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,963 trillion Gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 270,442 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edutainment video games are taking Bostoniax's students to the next level, fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation, supervisors in Bostoniax commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bostoniax's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturism.

Bostoniax is ranked 46,372^nd in the world and 1,178^th in Osiris for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,238.37 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.