The Republic of Bosnia And Herzegovina is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 22.984 billion Bosnia And Herzegovinans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bosnia And Herzegovinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,718 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,754 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bosnia And Herzegovina City River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run", saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay, misbehaving Lynxes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bosnia And Herzegovina's national animal is the Lynx.

Bosnia And Herzegovina is ranked 76,231^st in the world and 4,329^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.11 law-abiding acts per hour.