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Most Inclusive: 957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 964thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,490th
The Holy Apocalyptic Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Forged by the Seraphim to honor our exalted.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Bosenochi

Population7.445 billion

CapitalAtlantis
LeaderBosenochi
FaithBosenochian

CurrencyEzelmírë
Animalgolden corgski shepherd

The Holy Apocalyptic Empire of Bosenochi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bosenochi with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.445 billion Bosenochians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bosenochian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion Ezelmírës a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 179,698 Ezelmírës, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bosenochi's national animal is the golden corgski shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bosenochian.

Bosenochi is ranked 242,124th in the world and 8,245th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -597.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 964thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,490thMost Pacifist: 1,607thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,636thSafest: 1,695thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,775thSmartest Citizens: 2,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,360thMost Developed: 2,377thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,421stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,542ndNicest Citizens: 2,690thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,722ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,058thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,678thMost Cultured: 3,701stLargest Governments: 4,486thMost Efficient Economies: 5,013thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,584thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,314thNudest: 8,388thHealthiest Citizens: 8,678thBest Weather: 8,855thHighest Average Incomes: 9,082ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,556thHighest Economic Output: 13,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,518thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,098thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,811thMost Influential: 22,749thMost Stationary: 22,963rd
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Most Inclusive: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 56th in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 85th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionNicest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 159th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 182nd in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 268th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionMost Stationary: 306th in the regionNudest: 390th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 391st in the regionMost Influential: 394th in the regionBest Weather: 404th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 437th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 470th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 565th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 636th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 708th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 779th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, being Bosenochi has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Bosenochi, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".

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