The Peoples Republic of Borrin Quen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Daniel Fernández with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.283 billion Borrinqueños are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santurce. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Borrinqueñoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion Dólar Borrins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,701 Dólar Borrins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borrin Quen's national animal is the Coquí, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borrin Quen is ranked 258,958^th in the world and 29^th in The Commonwealth Society for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,440.77 Standard Monetary Units.