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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 36thMost Advanced Public Education: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 99th
The Desert Town of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Desert Living At It's Finest
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Borrego Springs

Population16.934 billion

CapitalChristmas Circle
LeaderThe Desert Environmentalist
FaithEnvironmentalism

Currencydollar
Animalbig horned sheep

The Desert Town of Borrego Springs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Desert Environmentalist with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.934 billion Borrego Springsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christmas Circle. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borrego Springsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,486 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,939 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, organ donation is compulsory, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Borrego Springsian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime is totally unknown. Borrego Springs's national animal is the big horned sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Environmentalism.

Borrego Springs is ranked 80,660th in the world and 2nd in The Desert for Most Authoritarian, with 761.51 milliStalins.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 36thMost Advanced Public Education: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 99thMost Advanced Public Transport: 115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168thBest Weather: 183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 358thSmartest Citizens: 392ndMost Rebellious Youth: 399thLargest Governments: 434thMost Cultured: 440thMost Developed: 464thLongest Average Lifespans: 523rdHealthiest Citizens: 590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 593rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 769thNicest Citizens: 795thMost Secular: 857thMost Pacifist: 864thMost Compassionate Citizens: 984thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,006thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,181stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,313thMost Inclusive: 1,368thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,672ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,205thHighest Economic Output: 2,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,875thHighest Average Incomes: 2,880thLowest Crime Rates: 3,226thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,293rdSafest: 5,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,570thMost Stationary: 7,289thLargest Populations: 10,032ndTop
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Most Influential: 13,168thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,622ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,393rdHighest Drug Use: 20,710th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Borrego Springsian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Borrego Springs was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Borrego Springs, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.

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