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Borkistan

Population36.763 billion

CapitalNew Svenopolis
LeaderGrand Vizier Sven Borkus
FaithSwedish Chefism

CurrencyYurdi Gurdi Kroner
AnimalBoneless Chicken

The Cheftocratic Empire of Borkistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Vizier Sven Borkus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 36.763 billion Borkistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Svenopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkistani economy, worth an astonishing 11,115 trillion Yurdi Gurdi Kroners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 302,355 Yurdi Gurdi Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Grand Vizier Sven Borkus to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown. Borkistan's national animal is the Boneless Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Swedish Chefism.

Borkistan is ranked 111,117th in the world and 4th in Axis of Absurdity for Most Pro-Market, scoring 35 on the Rand Index.

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Most Stationary: 4thLargest Populations: 21stMost Efficient Economies: 251stHighest Economic Output: 267thHealthiest Citizens: 385thSmartest Citizens: 386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 413thMost Cultured: 471stHighest Poor Incomes: 541stMost Influential: 589thMost Advanced Public Education: 690thMost Developed: 827thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,181stLargest Governments: 1,283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,474thHighest Average Incomes: 1,599thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,676thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,729thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,780thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,980thLowest Crime Rates: 2,307thBest Weather: 2,947thMost Inclusive: 3,013thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,210thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,381stLargest Mining Sector: 3,650thSafest: 3,851stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,042ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,341stRudest Citizens: 5,408thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,084thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,024thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,554thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,732ndNudest: 12,995thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,250thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,115thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,633rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Borkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Borkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Borkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Borkistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Borkistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Borkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Borkistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Borkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Borkistan proposed constructing embassies between Axis of Absurdity and Montrandecs Neighbours.
  • : Borkistan agreed to construct embassies between Axis of Absurdity and Fredonia.

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