The K-Pop and Anime Empire of Boris Cult is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.31 billion Borisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boris Cultian economy, worth 260 trillion Blessings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,157 Blessings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, every week is blindness awareness week, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Cow Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loafism.

Boris Cult is ranked 10,492^nd in the world and 7^th in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,587.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.