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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,349thMost Armed: 3,454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,753rd
The Eldian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Emperor's Royal Adviser / Secretary of State / Prince
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Boris Cult

Population626 million



The Eldian Empire of Boris Cult is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 626 million Boris Cultians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The all-consuming Boris Cultian economy, worth 83.7 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,674 Blessings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Burb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boris Cult is ranked 194,444th in the world and 73rd in The Vincence Empire for Nudest, with 43 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,349thTop
Most Armed: 3,454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,959thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,477thMost Secular: 8,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,840thMost Authoritarian: 9,861stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,432ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,089thLargest Black Market: 15,173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,427thHighest Average Incomes: 17,754thHealthiest Citizens: 18,670thMost Conservative: 18,711thLargest Retail Industry: 20,751st
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

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