The Eldian Empire of Boris Cult is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 626 million Boris Cultians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The all-consuming Boris Cultian economy, worth 83.7 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,674 Blessings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Burb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boris Cult is ranked 194,444^th in the world and 73^rd in The Vincence Empire for Nudest, with 43 Cheeks Per Square Mile.