The Imperialists of Boris Cult is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bao Bam and Li Na Yue with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.211 billion Tian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing or The City of The Skies. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tian economy, worth 670 trillion Celestials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 303,111 Celestials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Flowerhorns, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Boris Cult is ranked 12,934^th in the world and 14^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Inclusive, scoring 167.62 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.