The La Holy Grey REEEEEEEEEEE of Boris Cult is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blaze Takemura with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.38 billion Borisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seoul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Boris Cultian economy, worth 286 trillion Blessings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 207,509 Blessings, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, the country is preparing for war, and many Borisians are their brothers' keepers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Cow Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church Of Boris.

Boris Cult is ranked 21,261^st in the world and 22^nd in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,842.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.