Most Efficient Economies: 784th Largest Black Market: 1,543rd Most Influential: 2,830th
The Not So Isolated Islands of
Father Knows Best State
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.439 billion Paradisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion Borish pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 130,684 Borish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Livestock mutilations are on the rise, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, and children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 138,684th in the world and 69th in Esportiva for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 784thLargest Black Market: 1,543rdTop
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Most Influential: 2,830thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,046thHighest Economic Output: 3,344thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,608thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,965thLargest Populations: 4,849thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,516thTop
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Most Developed: 8,384thBest Weather: 9,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,141stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,869thLowest Crime Rates: 12,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,860thHighest Average Incomes: 15,705th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, the Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry, and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Boring Paradise endorsed The Grand Union of Nephara.
  • : Boring Paradise voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party.
  • : Following new legislation in Boring Paradise, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
  • : Boring Paradise voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Nuclear Armaments".
  • : Boring Paradise was admitted to the World Assembly.

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