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Most Efficient Economies: 754th Largest Black Market: 1,930th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,008th
The Not So Isolated Islands of
Father Knows Best State
Coincidences are the way forward
Lord Malik IV
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Boring Paradise

Population19.607 billion

CapitalParadisia
LeaderLord Malik IV
FaithHawkism

CurrencyBorish pound
AnimalHawka Bear

The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Malik IV with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.607 billion Paradisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradisia. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,483 trillion Borish pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,652 Borish pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boring Paradise's national animal is the Hawka Bear, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hawkism.

Boring Paradise is ranked 148,452nd in the world and 73rd in Esportiva for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 17.39 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 754thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,008thMost Influential: 3,179thHighest Economic Output: 3,533rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,581stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,706thLargest Populations: 4,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,792ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,837thBest Weather: 7,858thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,870thMost Developed: 9,324thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,637thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,643rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,787thLowest Crime Rates: 11,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,932ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,488th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Boring Paradise was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Humaliwo.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Boring Paradise's influence in Esportiva rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
  • : Boring Paradise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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