Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,157th Largest Gambling Industry: 7,717th Highest Crime Rates: 10,080th
The French Royal Fiefdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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The French Royal Fiefdom of Bordeaux is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.361 billion Bordeauxians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Education and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bordeaux. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Bordeauxian economy, worth 414 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,516 Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 105,757 per year while the poor average 9,992, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Bordeaux has designated Bordeaux as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bordeaux's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bordeaux is ranked 111,753rd in the world and 39th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring zero on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,157thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,717thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 10,080thLargest Populations: 10,135thMost Stationary: 13,604th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Bordeaux was struck by a Cure Missile from Everyone, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Bordeaux was struck by a Cure Missile from The Deliciously Circular Land of Pies, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Bordeaux's influence in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Bordeaux's influence in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Bordeaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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