Population | 843 million |
Capital | Bilbousa on Nal Hutta |
Leader | the Hutt Ruling Council |
Currency | Wupiupi |
Animal | Vrbither |
The Cartelized Kajidics of Bootana Hutta is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by the Hutt Ruling Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 843 million Hutts are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bilbousa on Nal Hutta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Huttese economy, worth 104 trillion Wupiupis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,253 Wupiupis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,071,203 per year while the poor average 2,390, a ratio of 448 to 1.
Huttese watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and the legal profession considers itself above the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bootana Hutta's national animal is the Vrbither, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Bootana Hutta is ranked 325,080th in the world and 3,464th in the Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -11.4 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents.
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, Huttese watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Bootana Hutta changed its national leader to "the Hutt Ruling Council".
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, the Federal Council of Bootana Hutta has been announced as the new Head of State.
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Bootana Hutta, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.