The Ergatocracy of Boohajaina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nicki Minaj with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.387 billion Barbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gagcity. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Barbs economy, worth 359 trillion Minajs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,782 Minajs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Nicki Minaj wears an armoured gauntlet, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boohajaina's national animal is the Red Ruby Da Sleeze Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Barbrism.

Boohajaina is ranked 29,617^th in the world and 2,028^th in Balder for Largest Black Market, with 80.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.