by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 325th Most Influential: 542nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,116th
The Democratic States of
Left-wing Utopia
Hi, Hello, Bonjours
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population3.141 billion

LeaderThe people

AnimalPink Yelling Hedgehog

The Democratic States of Bonjoura is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The people with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.141 billion Bonjouriii are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erinaceinae. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonjouranese economy, worth 461 trillion Louises a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,982 Louises, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and Bonjoura has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is totally unknown. Bonjoura's national animal is the Pink Yelling Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.

Bonjoura is ranked 32,620th in the world and 1,668th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.1 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 325thMost Influential: 542ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,116thMost Secular: 1,181stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,562ndMost Inclusive: 1,685thNicest Citizens: 1,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,106thBest Weather: 2,233rdMost Pacifist: 2,554thSafest: 2,584thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,885thMost Developed: 3,125thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,361stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,591stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,855thSmartest Citizens: 4,012thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,046thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,766thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,897thMost Cultured: 5,041stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,553rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,089thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,134thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,769thLargest Governments: 9,361stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,213thLowest Crime Rates: 10,370thMost Income Equality: 10,384thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,891stHighest Average Incomes: 13,210th
Least Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 89th in the regionNicest Citizens: 96th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 109th in the regionSafest: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 129th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 159th in the regionMost Influential: 173rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 192nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 219th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 253rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 273rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 330th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 331st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 363rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 367th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 411th in the regionLargest Governments: 424th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 471st in the regionMost Income Equality: 555th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 609th in the regionNudest: 627th in the regionMost Stationary: 677th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bonjoura, Bonjoura has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonjoura, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonjoura, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonjoura, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonjoura, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonjoura, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonjoura, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
  • : Following new legislation in Bonjoura, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Bonjoura was endorsed by The Free Land of Joaquin El Chapo Guzman.
  • : Bonjoura was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Harjad.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 221 » Siwale, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, Sunto, American MapleStory, Alice Gardens, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Omicron Persei V111, The United Chase States, Guslantis, Xentherida, New Sekai, Tharissus, Crodaria, Dreylus, Panama Coalition, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Bayern-Straubing, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Amerian States, Vinantis, Buckerino, Beladev, Selfgradatude, Boggovia, General COE, SillyString, Ainsworth, Xionn, Friently, Ice and Tinian, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Diodone, Kelvaros Prime, Southern Stroraia, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, The Galactic Triumvirate, Yukti, Prevaland, Beodarasc, The The Bierands, and 171 others.Malta Comino Gozo, New Chilokver, Wilkshire, Republic of Dixie, Ribbleton, Xinchao, Romanian Land, Wills Dominion, BrightFutures, Nord Botten, French Bananastan, Corfad, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, The Free Californian People, The Syca, New Rivia, Bothia, Aezus, Puczovska, Plumas, Weehay, Wodan, Aroa, Pria Xennes, Necromonia, Palisede, Destroedor, Sacrento, Soviet Terran, Victoriaans Nederlands, Q w e r t y, Dodione, Apetopia, Agrauron, Wunderstrafanstalt, CurryIndia, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, NatsukiLand, ABC, Merconitonitopia, Ozstan, Avornica, Outer Egorniand, Xagill, Aningem Atron, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Pleroma Sans Romans, Joodey, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, The Mazur Empire, Ceretis, New Lakemba, Triekru, Imbizi, Atain, Edwerlantin, New Seaview Cove, Phoronu, Babacar, Albacria, Mordant99, Ka Ching, Shibutani, The Windmilluminati, Get Away From Me, THX1138, Noean, Govornia, Californian Redwood, Constantinolia, Lower Nubia, Imperial Higerker Rus, Elvero, Wisconsota, Former English Colony, Triangle And Square, Northern Glory, New Trisone, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, The Gamer Party, New Cataria, Avalon, Highton Islands, Pizza Squared, Pauxia, Empy, Viridiann, Anarchy for people, Maott, Felpolandia, Free Culture, Batdaviea, Racoda, Quranite, Eravonia, Veskaleine, Whereisthatistan, United Draconia, Walist, Grimrholm, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Zeternia, Jest Xerces, Solidair, Ethnon, Anarchic Proportions, Sundred, Liberentis, Hyperbanus, RaRaRasputinn, SORT, Dovena, Snoodum, Thoets, Sahriastan, Kulgatha, CedieRKing, Zokk, Tyroshh, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, The United States of Romania, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, I am the one who knocks, Sevmenika, Gooboistkoyt, Abject Ludicrosity, Vsyerossiya, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Rochester Black, Aenglaland, Arstungry, Freehum, El Fiji Grande, Jalyort Empire, Bharathvarsh, Jontopiary, Osburmergortionadocaopia, German Holy Roman Empire, Kobagia, Chamocha, Great Bird Society, Shaun, East Wushen, Repsia, Daukas, GeauxBeaux, Amestris-Britannia, Copria, Dar es Saalam, GreatMinds, Abrickhouse, Solcialist States, Democritus, Yarecir, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, and Joaquin El Chapo Guzman.

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