The Fore-Shortened Corn Flakes of Bongo Fury is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.84 billion Bongo Furyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bongo Furyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,724 trillion muffins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 295,228 muffins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,662,524 per year while the poor average 25,850, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bongo Fury's national animal is the wooden dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bongo Fury is ranked 1,863^rd in the world and 15^th in NationStates for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 288.08 Bank.