The Fore-Shortened Corn Flakes of Bongo Fury is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.942 billion Bongo Furyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bongo Furyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion muffins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 261,623 muffins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

A PhD just ain't what it used to be, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, and anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bongo Fury's national animal is the wooden dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bongo Fury is ranked 6,454^th in the world and 12^th in NationStates for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 9,706.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.